Editorial: So-Called ‘President’
The failing, so-called president* I can’t even refer to him as the “president” anymore, without an asterisk. He’s just the “failing, so-called president*” to me. SAD!!! The evidence … Read more
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Trump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’
“I’ll hold my breath until Mueller goes away — I will, even if I turn blue and die myself dead!” the President screamed. “And then you’ll all be … Read more
Trump is to Being President as Battery Acid is to Being a Skin Conditioner
Here, I’ll help you out with the first few: Read ‘Trump is to being President as…’ and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases that are … Read more
Dear Amerika, Shit Happens
By T.H. Cee An open letter to “Amerika,” from Ronald Clump, final President of the United States. Dear Amerika, My name is Ronald Clump, final President of the … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews the Laughing Stock
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews comedian Don Rickles (via heavenly hologram) and former President George W. Bush. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Kanye West and Donald Trump
Wherein our intrepid talk radio host interviews Kanye West and Donald Trump. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good … Read more
Trump’s New Books: A Boon to World Literacy
A comprehensive list of Trump’s latest ghost-written new books. Getting ready for the day he leaves office (which might not be far away), President-Select Trump has a whole … Read more
All the President’s Con Men
The Unindicted Co-Conspirator-in-Chief and his Con Men are buried in a blanket of sleaze. It’s almost impossible to measure the corruption surrounding Donald Trump and his faithful con … Read more
Editorial: The So-Called ‘President’ Must Be Held to Account for Attacking the Free Press
We join hundreds of papers nationally in defending the Free Press against a demagogue in the White House. The Humor Times is proud to join hundreds of newspapers … Read more
Trade War Threatens Trump’s Favorite Personal Care Products
Trump secretly fears China could remove his personal care products from the American market. Inside sources today confirmed that President Trump fears becoming a victim of his own … Read more
