Trump Calls Secret Meeting to Power-up for Next Summit
Trump proposes ways to increase his bargaining power ahead of the next summit with Kim Jong-un. A White House informant has just leaked information regarding a secret meeting … Read more
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King Donald
The argument is that the president cannot commit obstruction of justice, because he is the justice department: King Donald. The president’s lawyers must wake up every morning wondering … Read more
Oval Office Apprentice
Trump thinks he’s starring on a new show called The Oval Office Apprentice. Sad! President Donald Trump has failed at many endeavors: casinos, airlines, universities, steaks, wine, vodka, … Read more
Trump’s Hair: An Analysis
In his unique aerodynamic coif, we can see the president’s entire philosophy of leadership. That’s why we need this detailed analysis of Trump’s hair. Many readers have protested … Read more
Sleepless in the White House: Saying Prayers with Hannity
The president likes to talk late at night with the Fox News host: is he saying his prayers with Hannity? “GOODNIGHT DONNY.” “GOODNIGHT SEANY.” New York Magazine tells … Read more
Exclusive! Robert Mueller Has Further Questions Beyond the 49
Besides the 49 questions you’ve heard about, Robert Mueller’s Special Counsel investigation has many more, and we have the exclusive list! Robert Mueller has many questions for the president. … Read more
A Three Way with President Trump? No Thanks!
Three way with Trump is porn star fan’s worst nightmare My pal Dave has a big problem with Stormy Daniels. Not because he’s a fan of Donald Trump. … Read more
His Own Worst Enemy
Despite blaming everyone else, the president appears to be his own worst enemy. You don’t need a degree in psychoanalysis to figure out that Donald Trump defines himself … Read more
Storm Warning
You don’t need a weatherman to see the storm clouds gathering around Team Trump. You don’t need a weatherman to see that the storm clouds gathering around Team … Read more
Trump Twitter Habit is ‘Sexual Sublimation,’ Says Psychiatrist
Late-night Twitter habit is all about sexual frustration, says Dr Hyman Schadenfreud, new White House psychiatrist. WASHINGTON DC – President Donald Trump’s increasingly bizarre behavior, including his unhinged twitter … Read more
