Trump Orders All Cabinet Members to Wear Shock Collars
Cabinet members’ shock collars are reportedly the idea of Steve Bannon In yet another stunning move toward keeping leaks from reaching the press, the president issued a mandate … Read more
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The Fake News President with the Hades Touch
Since the election he’s jumped on the ‘fake news’ phrase like an old dog with a new chew toy. No matter what you think of Donald J. Trump, … Read more
Could All 40 Dead Presidents Roll Over in their Graves?
What would the dead presidents say about so-called president Donald J. Trump? Now you know. Abraham Lincoln “Frederick Douglass was a friend of mine. President Trump — you … Read more
Trump Rails Against ‘Fake President’
Alec Baldwin and SNL come under fire Trump has begun to realize that his overuse of the term “fake news” whenever anything critical of him is written in … Read more
President* Trump Grants Interview to Humor Times
The so-called president tells editor, “I’m glad you report ‘faux news,’ not ‘fake news!’” Reporter: “Is it true you’re going to reinstate waterboarding?” Trump: “Yes, I think it’s … Read more
Andy Borowitz Arrested in Satire Raid
‘Fake news is one thing,’ Trump tweeted, ‘but telling the truth disguised as humor, like this so-called satirist Borowitz guy, is just treason. Bad!’ NYC — Popular New … Read more
Trump Promises ‘Full Attention’ on Coded Jeannie Messages
Report: Trump spent much of the past few days watching ‘I Dream of Jeannie’ and is ‘concerned.’ A highly placed spokesman for President Donald J. Trump revealed that … Read more
Trump ‘Repeals and Replaces’ Constitution by Executive Order: ‘Old One Was SAD!’
“This will be a tremendous constitution, the greatest ever, believe me,” said Trump at signing. According to minority President Donald J Trump’s latest Executive Order, signed today, the … Read more
Kellyanne Conway: ‘Alternative Words’ in Bill of Rights Allow Trump ‘Lots of Latitude’
“Restricting extraneous Freedoms of Press, Religion and Speech, and establishing Christianity as the State Religion are also ‘Alt-Word’ permitted,” said Kellyanne Conway, “as is, of course, the quartering … Read more
