Trump’s First 100 Days: A Prediction
Here’s what might go down over the rest of the first 100 days of the Donald Trump Experience As extraordinary as it sounds, Donald J. Trump is now … Read more
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‘Inauguration Roast’ to Replace Standard Swearing-In Ceremony
Change in inauguration format designed to entice big name performers It was announced today the Inauguration of Donald Trump on Friday, January 20, will be transformed from a … Read more
Trump Inauguration to Be a Real Circus, Say Aides
Trump tweets his inauguration will be the ‘Greatest Show on Earth, believe me!’ As more and more entertainers have found excuses to refuse or to back out of … Read more
Trump’s List of Things to Do on His First Day in Office
He’s a business man, so you know Donald Trump has a list ready of things to do. Here they are. Have Hillary and Bill ‘mysteriously’ disappear. Finalize deal … Read more
The Machiavellian Guide to Becoming President
This Machiavellian Guide is channeled from the nether worlds to his humble servants Donald Trump and Roger Freed. Note to the historically impaired: Niccolo Machiavelli was a 15th … Read more
DNC Offers Suggestions for Making Next Four Years Sail By
Democrats try to mollify despondent voters Responding to an onslaught of “despair mail” from disheartened Democrats longing to fast-forward to November 2020, the Democratic National Committee today released … Read more
Princess Ivanka ‘Furious’ About Pam Bondi’s White House Appointment
‘She just loves having her pussy grabbed by the President-Erect!’ Ivanka wept, referring to Donald’s new housemate, Pam Bondi. ‘It’s not fair! Waah!’ NYC – First Lady-Elect Princess … Read more
Trump to Rename America
‘Rebranding will help make America great again, again’ says minority president-elect Soon-to-be-President-for-life Donald J. Trump announced today that his first official act as President would be to rename … Read more
Future News: Royal Rumble Tarnishes President Trump’s Inauguration
Inauguration turns into wild melee as them damn ‘librals’ tarnish ‘Merca’ Following one of the most contentious political seasons in recent history, tens of thousands of Democrats gathered … Read more
