Bizarre Similarities Between Trump and Clinton
Trump and Clinton do have differences: One is a woman who has big hands, and the other isn’t and doesn’t. Our quadrennial presidential sweepstakes regularly provides textbook studies … Read more
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What the American People Want
Which is scarier: That Trump or Clinton will be the next president, or that the American people get to decide? So the conventions are over and we’ve entered … Read more
Who Will Be Trump’s Presidential Apprentice?
Veepstakes ’16: Trump Edition Now that the presumptive nominees are set, the presidential campaign has officially entered its “begging for money like we’re raising bail for our little … Read more
Will We Ever Be Rid of Trump? The Odds Aren’t Good
Donald Trump is the Cain to our Abel, the Dick to our Dubya. Political TV was quite interesting until the talking heads were claustrophobically replaced by all-Trump-all-the-time. Now … Read more
Donald Trump, the Nigerian Prince of Politics
Or, Donald Trump, a carnie with a glob of inedible cotton candy on his head. Donald Trump likes to brag he’s not a politician. And he’s not; he’s … Read more
George Will Wexit: ‘It’s Not My Party, and I’ll Cry if I Want to!’
George Will leaves the Republican Party, registers as a “Tearbilly” Longtime conservative columnist George Will has announced his “Wexit”: he is leaving the Republican Party, saying, “It’s not … Read more
For 18th Time Today, Hillary Clinton Asks Aide if Bernie Has Conceded Yet
“It’s my turn. Everyone knows it’s my turn, except him.” – Clinton WASHINGTON — A campaign aide confirmed reports Hillary Clinton had asked her for the eighteenth time … Read more
Trump Makes His Pick: Silvio Berlusconi for Vice-President
‘He’s the King of Vice, after all,’ says Trump Donald Trump, the presumptive Republican nominee for president, shocked the party establishment and ended months of speculation by picking … Read more
Trump’s Mama is So Fat
How low can you go? Political limbo: Donald Trump’s hand size, vulgar personal insults, candidates’ wives… a primary even the National Enquirer could love. How low can a … Read more
Nostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted
New screed by Nostradamus discovered: warns of a dystopia governed by “The Orange One.” Nostradamus, the French apothecary, break-dancer and unicyclist, published erotic novels and collections of prophecies … Read more
