Imagining Dictator Trump’s First Day Back in the White House
His first day back is all about “making America great again,” says the self-described “Dictator on Day One.” This could be America at 12 noon on January 20, … Read more
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Trump to Reinstate Alien-Sedition Acts When Reelected
If elected, Trump said he intends to reinstate the long-discredited Alien-Sedition Acts, implemented more than two centuries ago. In an effort to reprise Founding Father and 2nd President … Read more
Celine Dion Files Complaint Against Trump Campaign
The use of her signature song “My Heart Will Go On” by Trump was decried by Celine Dion. Singer Celine Dion and Sony Music, owner of the song, … Read more
‘Laffin’ Kamala’ vs. ‘Grumpin’ Trump’
In contrast to ‘Laffin’ Kamala’, Trump is a grump! Note that we never see him laugh. You know that American politics is turning into a sad joke when … Read more
Hannibal Lecter Stumps for Harris: ‘I’m insane, not crazy!’
“I don’t know how I got involved,” Hannibal Lecter says, “but I’d never vote for that sleazeball Trump.” Harrisburg, PA. — Donald Trump has referenced the name Hannibal … Read more
Trump and His GOP Sycophants Driven Crazy by Kamala
Kamala Harris’ candidacy is just too much for Trump sycophants in the MAGA party. Suddenly, the presidential election has turned dynamic … even fun! The handoff from Joe … Read more
Harris Announces Biden as VP: ‘Saves on Campaign Expenses’
“Why spend money on a graphic designer for new yard signs?” asked Kamala Harris after picking Biden as VP. Late Wednesday night, Kamala Harris, now the presumptive nominee … Read more
American President Should Undergo Basic Military Training, Says Slobovian Minister
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Minister of Defense criticized the U.S. today, saying that the Commander-in-Chief should always have basic military training. SNN combat reporter … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Republican Senator J.D. Vance
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Vice President nominee for the Republican Party J.D. Vance ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
A Second Artificial Ignorance Entity Declares Candidacy for President
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A second Artificial Ignorance Entity has declared its candidacy for President of United States, joining “Hoiman.” According to SNN Political Crappe reporter … Read more
