Putin Announces Republican Presidential Bid
‘Your candidates are weak,’ says Putin as he surges in polls WASHINGTON DC — Responding to popularity among conservative pundits and on social media, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced … Read more
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Level-Headed Foreign Policy Needed
The next president better have a sane foreign policy, or hello, WWIII The coordinated terrorist attack in Paris and elsewhere underscores the need for a disciplined, level-headed foreign … Read more
Watch: Bernie Sanders Takes a Stand on Pizza
Bernie Sanders ‘feeling the bern’ of poor pizza slice distribution Today, Democratic candidate and self-proclaimed socialist Bernie Sanders was “feeling the bern” of poor pizza slice distribution. Sanders … Read more
‘The Donald’ to Name Individuals to Serve in a Trump Presidency
A Trump presidency might include Sarah Palin, Mel Gibson and the recently located Elvis Presley, say sources. Reliable sources say that “The Donald” has begun naming names regarding … Read more
Buying a President for 30 Bucks and Change
The super-rich spend billions to buy the president – but your little donation can counter them. For today’s report, I have a bunch of statistics for you. Wait … Read more
Rick Perry’s Back, and This Time He Can Count to Three
America looks forward to Rick Perry’s next Count Von Count imitation Rick Perry’s 2012 run for the White House was the campaign equivalent of Disaster Movie, the Ebola … Read more
Hillary a Big Hit with Millennials
Millennial icons give props to Hillary Clinton Rock up to a party in Williamsburg or Bushwick and you will notice that everybody is wearing something other than a … Read more
Obama’s Ugly Show of Presidential Petulance
When the going got tough, Barack Obama got in a huff, and then he got gruff. President Obama has worked himself into such a tizzy over the TPP … Read more
Top 11 Reasons Being POTUS is So Darn Cool
Why would any sane person choose to run the gauntlet to be POTUS? As it appears we’re smack dab in the middle of the 2016 presidential campaign announcement … Read more
‘Honest Abe’ Lincoln Ruefully Admits: I Was Wrong to Save the Union
‘The racism is so bad, we should just let those miserable bastards go, and we can unite with Canada’ – Abraham Lincoln HEAVEN’S GATE – The ghost of … Read more
