‘Honest Abe’ Lincoln Ruefully Admits: I Was Wrong to Save the Union
‘The racism is so bad, we should just let those miserable bastards go, and we can unite with Canada’ – Abraham Lincoln HEAVEN’S GATE – The ghost of … Read more
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Clinton: From Blowgate to Spamgate
Hillary Clinton can’t escape comparisons to Bill We all remember the oral — apologies — moral outcry when Bill failed to keep “Colonel Clinton” in his cage, and now, unless … Read more
There is Much Value to Professional Political Speechwriting
It is impossible to overstate the value of great Speechwriting C-SPAN is channel 188 on my television, which illustrates the conflict I have about the merits of Numerology … Read more
Perry Bad News for Rick
Former rodeo clown and perpetual presidential candidate Rick Perry faces up to 109 years in prison. Rick Perry, the real life cowboy and former Texas Governor, might want … Read more
Bushes: 3, U.S.: 0
Our little Jeb Bush caterpillar is now one step closer to being a big, bad, beautiful butterfly. Still recovering from the sonic bombshell dropped by Jeb Bush, announcing … Read more
Snoop Dogg: The Next Presidizzle?
The Snoop Dogg for President campaign starts now The 2016 race for the White House has gotten far more interesting now that Snoop Dogg has thrown his hat … Read more
Rush Limbaugh: Clinton Baby a Hoax
Hillary is just trying to generate sympathy with a fake Chelsea Clinton baby, says the porky radio ranter. PALM BEACH, FL — Chelsea Clinton has not given birth, … Read more
What We’ve Paid for War and Afghanistan and Iraq
Afghanistan and Iraq: Why did we sacrifice so much for so little? War is Hell. Major General Harold Greene could certainly tell you all about that — but, … Read more
Hillary: The Not-So-‘Chosen One’
An interview with Hillary Clinton, the presumed next Democratic candidate for president Even though former First Lady Hillary Clinton has not officially announced her candidacy, her recent speaking … Read more
Suing the President: Pandora’s Box of Worms
Nobody can call them a Do-Nothing Congress anymore: they’re suing the president. In a move less surprising than hot dogs at a ballgame, the House of Representatives voted … Read more
