Do-Nothing Congress Takes a Vacation
Zen-like nothingness is tiring to maintain for the “Do-Nothing Congress” Gosh, has it already been three weeks since Congress took a vacation? Those poor stiffs must be pooped … Read more
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Hashtag Diplomacy: Solving the World’s Problems with a Good Tweet
Tweeting announced as the president’s new favorite diplomacy tool Location: White House Press Briefing Room Mr. Earnest: Welcome everyone. I’m Josh Earnest, White House Press Secretary. Please take … Read more
The State of the ‘Wish List’ Address
A re-imagined State of the Union address… “Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States!” [Applause, some eye-rolling, a few palpitating hearts] “Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members … Read more
The Barack H. Obama 2014 State of the Union Drinking Game!
Official Rules of the 2014 State of the Union Drinking Game WHAT YOU NEED TO PLAY: Four taxpayers: One old, rich white guy investment-banker type wearing a Brioni … Read more
The President’s Pen
Is the president’s pen magic? Not wanting to further delay his economic agenda by waiting for legislation, the President declared that he had a “pen” and a phone. … Read more
Ye Olde Predictions Piece: Circa 2014
Tradition dictates columnists trot out their predictions, or else… The dawn of the new year signals civilization’s return to several grand traditions, including the ancient hoary one requiring … Read more
The Things That Turned Obama’s Hair Grey
Obama’s hair has turned grey, as with all presidents it seems. Here’s why… There are many factors within the fray, that have turned our Presidents hair to grey. … Read more
President Obama: Zero Hero
Barrack Obama has seen better days The perfect time to address disappointment is go to never and wait. Most of us would rather speak of inadvertent bowel movements … Read more
Country on High Alert as Bush Family Threatens U.S. with Yet Another Bush in the White House
Could the U.S. survive another Bush family member in the White House? News sources have concurred that not one, but two other members of the Bush family are … Read more
Let the Pantsuit Dance: Hillary and the 24/7 Campaign Cycle
All the speculation is about Hillary – again. It’s time to address the burning question singeing the lips of every American this summer: What will happen to Bryan … Read more
