America’s Most ‘Useful Idiot’ Gets in a Russian Unemployment Line!
It’s November 6, 2024 and “useful idiot” Donald Trump gets in Russia’s Unemployment Line. In my 2017 Humor Times article Russia/U.S. Adjacent — A New Map is Born, … Read more
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Trump Calls Harris ‘Stupid,’ Extols Arnold Palmer’s ‘Nine-Wood’
Former president touches on a variety of issues at a rally, including the genitalia of Arnold Palmer. Touching on a variety of issues at a rally in Latrobe, … Read more
A Fresh Perspective on the Latest Polls
Detailed polling numbers provide a fresh perspective on Presidential race, with shocking results. With the election roughly two weeks away, the polling numbers don’t seem to indicate which … Read more
Artificial Ignorance Entity Presidential Candidates Release Their Platforms
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Both AI candidates granted exclusive interviews, detailing their platforms. According to SNN Political Crappe reporter Muck N. Mire, Artificial Ignorance Entity presidential … Read more
JD Vance Catches Rare Genital Disorder from Donald Trump
The VP candidate apparently caught a rare genital disorder from his running mate, Donald Trump. A spokesperson for vice-presidential candidate Senator JD Vance (R. OH) announced at a … Read more
Trump’s Plans to ‘Reshape America’
The ex-prez says he will “reshape America” with a “War on the impoverished” – “Every state should be like Texas,” he says. Anticipating victory in a presidential race … Read more
Trump: ‘I Just Discovered that I’m Black’
“If Kamala Harris can be Indian for 50 years and suddenly turn Black because it’s politically expedient, then I’m Black too!” Taking a page from the political primer … Read more
Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!
Top 10 ways pushy Trump usurps Melania in her new memoir. When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, … Read more
Trump: ‘I Will Abolish the Democratic Party’
Declares he can abolish anything he wants, since the Supreme Court granted him absolute power. Once he’s reinstalled in the White House, Donald Trump says he will abolish … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Donald Trump Post-Debate
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews former president Donald Trump, post-debate. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
