Trump’s Pecker Pulled 34 Times, but Who’s Counting?
Melania Trump gives Donald a reason to sleep on the couch, 34 times! After an historic day in court Donald, faces Melania & her cold Goulash — 34 … Read more
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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews President George W Bush
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews former President George W Bush. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
Take this Mandatory Test to See If You’re Qualified to Vote
Fast on the heels of the Trump jury pool questionnaire is the 1st Mandatory Test for voting, to root out those who shouldn’t! That’s right! Don’t worry about … Read more
Biden: ‘Donate $1 Million to My Campaign and Be President for a Day’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden offers “President for a Day” prize for one million dollar donations. If you have ever wanted to be president for … Read more
Trump Addresses Race Issue at Rally
Trump addressed the race issue at a campaign stop recently, saying he “feels the pain” of those it makes uncomfortable. At a campaign rally sponsored by the American … Read more
Biden Dissembles in State of the Union Address
An honest, on-site account by our conservative reporter, as Biden dissembles during SOTU. By Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Gasping and coughing and stuttering disgracefully, faux President Joe … Read more
Future News: Trump Delivers Own Keynote Address at RNC
Normally reserved for a political “up and comer,” Trump gave the July, 2024 RNC keynote address himself. Tossing tradition to the wind, 2024 Republican presidential nominee Donald J. … Read more
Trump Woos Black Voters
Ex-prez attempts to appeal to black voters during a campaign stop in South Carolina. Speaking to a South Carolina convention hall crowded with his boosters, former President Donald … Read more
Presidential Candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman Announces Party Platform
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The presidential candidate entity known as “Hoiman” has released the party platform for his election campaign. 2024 US presidential candidate Artificial Ignorance … Read more
Democracy to be Replaced by Meritocracy: Taylor Swift Next President
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Democracy has been pronounced dead, to be replaced by world’s first “Neo-super-meritocracy.” SNN financial correspondent Quik Buck Kate reports that with so … Read more
