Joe Biden Denies Memory Loss
President Biden insists he does not suffer from memory loss, despite special counsel’s report, but he remains a gaffe machine. By Jahed Ahmed President Joe Biden has vehemently … Read more
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Good Prez!
As the new President was led by leash to the podium, the inauguration audience cheered him on saying, “Good Prez!” So devoted are we Americans to our canine … Read more
10 Reasons to Vote for Trump for President
Our conservative capitol correspondent gives his top ten reasons to vote for Trump, and they are revealing! By Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent A review of past policies … Read more
Universal Icon Aunt Jemima Declares Run for U.S. Presidency
World-renown business icon Aunt Jemima is throwing her headscarf into the ring for President of the United States. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN cool shit reporter … Read more
Donald Trump Wants ‘Humor Times’ Readers to Pick His 2024 Running Mate
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump says he’s too busy dealing with court cases, and would like a satire magazine’s fans to choose his 2024 running mate. … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews President Joe Biden 2024
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President Joe Biden about the Biden 2024 campaign. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry … Read more
Celebrities: ‘Keep Trump on the Ballot!’
Certain celebrities are lobbying to keep Trump on the ballot, but mainly to keep the door open for themselves. Celebrities past and present have come together to help … Read more
2024 Presidential Candidate ‘Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman’: Do Away with the Two Party System
Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) The AI candidate Hoiman says we should get rid of political parties altogether. Presidential candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman says that the … Read more
New Rule: RNC Debaters May Be Slimed
In order to boost debate ratings, the RNC is adding a risk factor: participants may be slimed. The Republican National Committee, which sponsors this year’s Republican primary debates, … Read more
Polling Disaster for Florida Gov: DeSantis to Pull the Plug
Sinking in the polls, the latest results prompt Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis to pull the plug on his quixotic campaign for president. Results of the new USA Today/Suffolk … Read more
