New Rule: NFL Referees to Decide Trump Appeals

New Rule: NFL Referees to Decide Trump Appeals

Democrats introduce legislation requiring Trump appeals to be decided immediately by NFL referees in replay booth reviews. Frustrated by the time it takes for Appeals Courts to decide simple, … Read more

It’s the Year 2032: WTF Happened to Donald Trump?

It’s the Year 2032: WTF Happened to Donald Trump?

A Satirical Peek into Tomorrow! By 2032, did the former President ever get his Just Desserts, did Covid disappear & more importantly – did I ever date again? … Read more

Trump Tries to Give His Re-Election a Bounce with Laundered Money

Trump Tries to Give His Re-Election a Bounce with Laundered Money

Will Trump’s laundered money pay off or just cause him to lose a sock? Donald Trump says he will spend $100 million of his own money for re-election … Read more

Here Lies Kellyanne Conway & Husband George, Part 2

Here Lies Kellyanne Conway & Husband George, Part 2

A mixed marriage or Yin & Yang, Counselor to the President, Kellyanne Conway & husband George lie motionless in their bed. Let’s listen in: Part 2. Let’s listen … Read more

Ending It All: Bunker Election Night Blues

Ending It All: Bunker Election Night Blues

Unlike other infamous couples in history sealing their fate by ending it all – this twosome left a transcript!  Being that ending it all is an option, Donald … Read more

Revealed: New Mottoes for the Trump Campaign in the Works

Revealed: New Mottoes for the Trump Campaign in the Works

The Trump campaign, out of sheer desperation, will soon be unveiling some creative new slogans. In an exclusive scoop, we reveal them here for you! New Mottoes for … Read more

Candidates Displayed in Pens at Iowa State Fair, Like Rest of Animals

Candidates Displayed in Pens at Iowa State Fair, Like Rest of Animals

Iowa decides to highlight ‘true nature of American politics’ by penning presidential candidates. This year’s crop of Presidential weeds… er… candidates made their appearance this week at the … Read more

A Profile of the Burning Bush

A Profile of the Burning Bush

Jeb Bush has 99 problems … and the tea party is just one. Phil McCrevice, an influential, condescending voice of the American political movement, told CNN that the … Read more

Sarah Palin Hires Track Coach to Prepare for Presidential Run

Sarah Palin Hires Track Coach to Prepare for Presidential Run

Mavericky former half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin preparing to run ‘a long way.’ WASILLA, Alaska – Maverick former half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin, a one-time Republican vice-presidential nominee, … Read more

Sarah Palin: A Poet Like No Other

Sarah Palin: A Poet Like No Other

Sarah Palin delivered a speech that made the Kardashian family sound eloquent. Sarah Palin, the former Republican vice presidential candidate and winner of Alaska’s Moose Calling Contest 2015, … Read more

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