Democratic SmackDown
Dems would be wise to adopt a new format, one that will inject some excitement into the race. Presenting the Democratic SmackDown! The ongoing campaign to choose the … Read more
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Democrats You’d Have a Beer – or Whatever – With
If you had to pick one of the 20 debate-qualified Democratic candidates to have a beer with, who would it be? Back in 2000, the presidential election was … Read more
Oh, God! It’s Not THAT Time Again Is It???
It just can’t be that time again already! Noooooooooooooooo! It can’t be that time again! It’s inhumane! Its monstrous! It just can’t be true! IT CAN’T BE PRESIDENTIAL … Read more
A Plague of Dems: Vying to Become Next Dem Presidential Nominee
Democrats applying to be their party’s next presidential nominee constitute the second largest growth industry in America. Democrats applying to be their party’s next presidential nominee constitute the … Read more
The Populist Insurgency is Ratcheting Up
A progressive, populist uprising has achieved much in the past 15 months. What an amazing Democratic primary season it was! And we now have this happy result: WE … Read more
Revealed: Trump Plans for Coronation as King
Tiffany commissioned to create matching crowns for Donald and Melania Trump Donald Trump is making plans to be crowned king. This, according to an unnamed source at Tiffany … Read more
Trump Wins Big with Americans Regretting Not Growing Up in 1930s Germany
Donald Trump pledges to blame socialists and Democrats when the Capitol Building is burned down shortly after he becomes president. WASHINGTON — Today, Republican presidential candidate and fascism-friendly … Read more
Why Bernie Sanders Will, Should and Must Stay in the Race
Actually, Bernie Sanders has already won Surprisingly, this week’s prize for “Stupidest Political Comment in the Presidential Race” doesn’t go to Donnie Trump or Ted Cruz. Rather, the … Read more
Turns Out Trump is Right a Lot
Donald Trump occasionally stumbles into the lobby of the Correctomundo Hotel As evidenced by his hair, Donald J. Trump is pretty much wrong all the time. Every time. … Read more
Orangutan Father of Donald Trump in ‘Total Despair’ after NY Primary
“I can’t believe you idiots actually voted for that hairless baboon,” hand-signaled Kiki, the orangutan identified as the biological father of Donald Trump. BRONX, NY — Kiki, the … Read more
