Plump Grumps Humping to Dump Trump
Will Durst will headline the Humor Times 25th Anniversary Celebration, Wed., April 13th, at Laughs Unlimited in old town Sacramento! See you there! The GOP’s Dump Trump movement … Read more
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Donald Trump: ‘Thin Skin’ Disorder May Lead to Undoing
Doctors have warned Trump not to seek office, as he has such a thin skin when it comes to criticism. In 2012, we reported that Donald Trump had … Read more
Excerpts from William Faulkner’s “The Donald”
Did you know William Faulkner wrote a novel based on Donald Trump? Well, our intrepid writer dug it up, and here’s an exclusive excerpt, just for Humor Times … Read more
How Donald Trump, Short-Fingered Vulgarian and Statesman, Spends His Sundays
In an exclusive interview with the Humor Times, Trump divulged his regular Sunday routine. For your edification, we list it here. I’M A LUMBERJACK First thing off when … Read more
Exclusive Interview: Trump Reveals Real Reason Behind His Political Success
Donald Trump discusses his unexpected rise to Republican front-runner status In a startling revelation in a Humor Times interview, Donald Trump finally disclosed the real reason behind his … Read more
‘I’m the Yuuugest Dick in America, Maybe the World!’ Trump Yells as Rubio Mocks his Penis Size
GOP front runner Trump produces doctor’s certificate, threatens to sue, following Rubio’s ‘Small Hands, Small Penis’ gibe. NYC – Presidential candidate Donald Trump exploded “orgasmically” today — his … Read more
Mexico and Canada Plan Giant Walls in Case of Trump Election
Millions of Americans prepare to flee the US if Trump wins, but neighboring countries aim to keep out flood of refugees. HARTFORD CT — As it becomes increasingly … Read more
New Hampshire is for Losers
They don’t call New Hampshire the elephant graveyard of presidential aspirations for nothing. Once again New Hampshire has demonstrated it is as different from the rest of the … Read more
Hillary Reminds Americans Wall Street Bribes Completely Legal
Defending her Wall Street connections, Clinton warns Americans not to be idealistic fools. WASHINGTON — Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reminded … Read more
Americans Disturbed by Bernie Sanders’ Consistent Record, Honesty
Bernie Sanders seen as fantasy candidate – too good to be true. WASHINGTON — Today, the results of a study by the news team at The Nil Admirari … Read more
