Thin Wins in Iowa
Iowa’s caucuses: the Special Olympics of politics The great state of Iowa has a history of cultivating its topsoil for a harvest of winners the rest of the … Read more
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Predictions 2016
Zero-waste policy: please cherry-pick your favorite predictions for 2016 and dump the rest. At the beginning of a new year, cultures all over the world traditionally perform peculiar … Read more
Jesus Shaves! Paul Ryan’s ‘Muslim Beard’ Sparks Shaving Craze Among Patriotic Americans
‘Facial hair is the work of Allah himself,’ proclaims new ‘Jesus Shaves!’ Republican movement, who criticize Paul Ryan. MOBIL, AL — Throughout Appalachia and the American south today … Read more
Corporate Media: Bernie Sanders “Too Serious” for American People
Bernie Sanders should ” tone down” his objectivity, say networks WASHINGTON — Today, the largest corporate media outlets in the United States confessed they were purposely ignoring U.S. … Read more
Putin Announces Republican Presidential Bid
‘Your candidates are weak,’ says Putin as he surges in polls WASHINGTON DC — Responding to popularity among conservative pundits and on social media, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced … Read more
Trump Rises in Polls after Throwing Kitten Off 58th Floor of Trump Tower
Supporters say Trump’s outrageous stunts prove he’s ready for ‘prime time.’ NEW YORK CITY, NY — Republican presidential candidate and billionaire Donald Trump threw a kitten off of … Read more
Trump Calls Statue of Liberty a ‘National Embarrassment That Has to Go’
“Americans don’t need the world’s tired and poor anymore, we’re full,” he says of the Statue of Liberty. By Michael Egan, Humor Times.
Do Republicans Really Want to Win Back the White House?
The GOP field seems designed to purposefully avoid the White House. I thought Republicans wanted to win back the White House, but now I’m not so sure. After … Read more
Carly Fiorina: Flagrant Liar for President!
We’ve got a new darling in the GOP presidential race: Carly Fiorina. Being the darling du jour, however, can be dicey — just ask Rick Perry and Scott … Read more
Watch: Bernie Sanders Takes a Stand on Pizza
Bernie Sanders ‘feeling the bern’ of poor pizza slice distribution Today, Democratic candidate and self-proclaimed socialist Bernie Sanders was “feeling the bern” of poor pizza slice distribution. Sanders … Read more
