Greg Abbott’s Six Million Dollar Wheelchair Sparks Controversy

Greg Abbott’s Six Million Dollar Wheelchair Sparks Controversy

Texas governor defends purchase of taxpayer-funded six million dollar wheelchair. Texas governor Greg Abbott has come under intense scrutiny for his recent purchase of a six million dollar … Read more

Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns

Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns

Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Surrounding the Coroner

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Surrounding the Coroner

We’re not rounding the corner, we’re surrounding the coroner! It’s always darkest before the “Don” — because he’s not very bright. For Trump, reality is a know-no. Jumping  to … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Upon a Time

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Upon a Time

So you think you can dunce? Trump is like a breath of fresh err. Those who only chase after money eventually catch hell. Ignorance doesn’t know what it … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Free Speech, Jail Brutality!

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Free Speech, Jail Brutality!

Police brutality leaves protestors aghast. Trump: The “flaw and disorder” president. Being insane isn’t all it’s cracked-up to be. Racists brutal lies with hate. Republicans always canspiracy the … Read more

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