Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/17/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Sweden, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/5/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even with headlines like “Disney pulls plug in Florida,” doesn’t need to be complicated and … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/27/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Stormy Daniels drama, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/16/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even saying that Bed, Bath and Beyond could go bankrupt, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
Putin Offers New Year Ceasefire: Republican House Members Accept
Warring Republican House members agree to a 36-hour truce to plan their future as Putin offers New Year ceasefire. Exhausted by days of fruitless negotiations and futile attempts … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/27/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Air Force, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
Putin Letter to Santa Claus Discovered
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Secret Service (SSS) has uncovered a letter to Santa from Russian President Vladimir Putin. Slobovian Secret Service agents Redd Hotte … Read more
President Biden Makes Major Post-Midterm Announcements
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In some important announcements after the midterm elections, Biden reassures the nation. In his post-midterm announcements, President Biden stated that “Democracy is … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defund a Mental Racist
Keep America free: Defund a mental racist! Donald Trump is the biggest worm ever to come out of the Big Apple. Trump’s Truth Social posts: A cornered rant. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/17/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Texas Pete hot sauce, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
