Easter Bunny Jailed in Russia
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) After the KGB found plastic explosives in Putin’s Easter basket, a nationwide bunny-hunt was launched and the Easter Bunny jailed, say authorities. … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Overinflation
Be careful the middle-class bubble doesn’t burst over overinflation! Greed accompanies Big Business. Cheap shots often become very expensive. Disinformation makes up for all it’s lie-abilities. Energy profiteers … Read more
Ripping The Headlines Today, 4/5/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, including that about Putin’s long meeting table, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
Biden Commissions Will Smith to Fly to Moscow and Slap Putin Silly
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Having seen his work, the President is commissioning Will Smith to slap Putin to try and knock some sense into him. On … Read more
Putin Urged to Take ‘April Fools Off-Ramp’
By taking an “April Fools Off-Ramp,” Putin could get out of a bad situation “without consequences,” diplomats suggest. Much has been made of giving Russian President Vladimir Putin … Read more
Exclusive! Pelosi Offers Sex to Putin if He’ll Withdraw
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Confused at first, Pelosi clarified that the Russian leader would simply need to withdraw from Ukraine. Slobovian Secret Service operative Snee Keye … Read more
Ripping The Headlines Today, 3/22/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about bracket busters, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Putin Rebrands McDonald’s as McPutin’s
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Russian president promises McPutin’s will be “huge,” as experts warn the abomination may be his biggest war crime yet. In an exclusive … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/15/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about MLB contract agreements, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
Trump Wants Putin as Running Mate in 2024
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump claims that if Vladimir Putin was his running mate in 2020, he’d “still be president.” On a recent edition of the … Read more
