Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/20/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Russian Coronavirus Cases Drop after Putin Wrestles Virus
Daily new cases down to zero after President Putin defeated the Russian coronavirus in a judo match. New cases of the Russian coronavirus have fallen to zero following … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Great Dicktraitor
Dicktraitor Trump continues to lie… in bed with the Russians! Putin-Trump, throw out democracy. Our conclusion lies in collusion. Trump always seems tongue-tied to Russia. So queasy got … Read more
WHO’s to Blame?
A recent meeting in the Oval Office: Mike Pence: Mr. President, I understand you’re looking to blame someone for this crazy pandemic. Donald Trump: That’s right, Mike. Mike … Read more
Here They Come: Those Russian Trolls!
Wow, have you noticed? The have really ramped it up quickly! With Bernie out of the way, the horde of Russian trolls can concentrate all their fire-power on … Read more
Donald Trump to Divorce Melania, Elope with Nancy Pelosi
Intercepted communique reveals president’s plans to elope with Nancy Pelosi. An intercepted communique from the Schnotzelvakain Secret Service revealed a scenario in which current United States President Donald … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: With a Little Help From His ‘Friends’
Trump gets bought with a little help from his “friends.” Trump claims that the Mueller report totally exonerated him and he’s not wrong, he’s lying! With the facts … Read more
Donald Trump’s Regrets: Diary Entries
Exclusive excerpts from Donald Trump’s diary, wherein he expresses a few regrets – not mistakes! Dear Diary, As we (meaning I) approach the end of the first of … Read more
Famous Americans Who Colluded with the Russians and the Price They Paid
Presenting the infamous famous Americans who colluded with the Russians – and the price they paid! Robert Hanssen – In a Supermax prison in solitary for the rest … Read more
