This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: We Beseech, You Impeach!
Come on, Republicans, we beseech you, put on your big boy Pence and impeach Trump. The best defense is a good offense, and Trump certainly is offensive. Hiss-story … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/6/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Putin Forced to Plop Down on Couch, Unbutton Pants and Watch Crappy Detroit Lions
After eating way too much Thanksgiving Dinner, President Putin nurses a food coma on the couch, watches Detroit Lions. After enjoying a Thanksgiving feast fit for a king, … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trumputin’s $yrian Conspiracy
Trumputin’s scheme: concur and divide? For whaT REASON was Trump Putin office? Fools Russian where patriots fear to tread. Vladimerely wants to destroy our democracy. The US withdrawal from … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/16/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Presidents Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Russian President Vladimir Putin and U.S. President Donald Trump. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
This July 4th: All Hail Il Douché
Fear not, citizens, those tanks are just part of President Trump’s brand new, fabulous July 4th celebration! As military tanks are secretly transported into Washington, locals can be … Read more
Exclusive! Spy Drone Eavesdropped on Trump-Putin Call: Transcript
Read an exclusive transcript of the recent Trump-Putin call, recorded by our stealth spy drone! Still undetected by the CIA or the KGB, our seemingly undetectable spy drone … Read more
SCOOP! Recording of Putin-Jong-un Good Ole Boy Meeting
Exclusive: ‘Super spy drone’ records Putin-Jong-un meeting. Our ever vigilant super spy drone has done it again! It managed to record the so called ‘historic’ meeting between big-wigs … Read more
