Sanitation Engineers Object to Trump Trash Talk
Garbage collectors tell Trump to go take a dump after his trash talk about America. America’s proud legion of sanitation workers have taken exception to Donald Trump’s trash … Read more
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Trump Calls Harris ‘Stupid,’ Extols Arnold Palmer’s ‘Nine-Wood’
Former president touches on a variety of issues at a rally, including the genitalia of Arnold Palmer. Touching on a variety of issues at a rally in Latrobe, … Read more
Trump: ‘I Just Discovered that I’m Black’
“If Kamala Harris can be Indian for 50 years and suddenly turn Black because it’s politically expedient, then I’m Black too!” Taking a page from the political primer … Read more
Celine Dion Files Complaint Against Trump Campaign
The use of her signature song “My Heart Will Go On” by Trump was decried by Celine Dion. Singer Celine Dion and Sony Music, owner of the song, … Read more
Trump Promotes Cage Matches Between Migrants and ‘Regular’ Americans
Trump told a rally crowd that migrants should “fight to the death” in a proposed series of Steel Cage Matches. During a campaign rally at Philadelphia’s Temple University … Read more
The Story Behind Trump’s Praise of Hannibal Lector
Could Hannibal Lector be the perfect cover for all the revenge Trump wants to exact? This reporter has finally discovered the story behind Donald Trump‘s reference to Hannibal … Read more
Trump to Jump Over Man-Eating Shark at Next Rally
The former president promises to jump over a man-eating shark in water skis outside his Mar-a-Lago Resort. Former President Donald Trump will do just about anything to entertain … Read more
Trump Plans Future Rally in Another Controversial Location
It appears the former president plans to hold a rally in every controversial location he can possibly think of. Donald Trump will embark upon the 2028 race for … Read more
