Thousands of Middle Class Americans Storm Mexican Border Seeking Better Life

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Tired of watching their fortunes and incomes dwindle, disgruntled Yanks storm Mexican border in huge numbers. A major melee occurred today on the American/Mexican border as thousands of … Read more

Special Training Ordered for Troops Set to Face ‘Fearsome Horde’ of Mothers and Children

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Troops facing onslaught of mothers and children get special training, including use of new tools like custom “kiddie stun guns.” An anonymous source in the Pentagon has revealed … Read more

Trump Calls Statue of Liberty a ‘National Embarrassment That Has to Go’

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“Americans don’t need the world’s tired and poor anymore, we’re full,” he says of the Statue of Liberty. By Michael Egan, Humor Times.

Kanye for President! No, Seriously.

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If egomaniac The Donald can do it, why not egomaniac The Kanye? “Let’s not forget that the Terminator once managed the eighth largest economy in the world, so … Read more

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