Winning the Oscar by a Nose?
Now that Oscar award selection is well underway, there are several reasons to revisit the Chalamet nose controversy. By Sam Zeveloff Ever since Timothée Chalamet was nominated for … Read more
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Hi God, It’s Me
Hi God, It’s Me: A transcript. Our country has been hit by so many destructive hurricanes and damaging wildfires in the last few years that some people are … Read more
Make America Great Again: Sterilize Sinners
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Evangelical Mega Bishop preaches that we must sterilize sinners across the nation. Bishop I. Will Gitova, head of the Help Me Lordy … Read more
How to Tell Real Christians from Fake Christians
It’s easy to tell fake Christians from real ones. Here’s a handy guide. Real Christians respect other people’s spirituality as a sacred private relationship between themselves and God. … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Immaculate Deception
“Orange Jesus” is the immaculate deception. Jesus told us to believe. “Orange Jesus” tells us to make believe. The wholly weak-minded worship Trump religiously. “Orange Jesus” is Lard … Read more
Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon Join SNN
Dispatches from SNN Newly available TV news hosts Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon have found a new home. Recently released Fox News Channel superstar Tucker Carlson and former … Read more
Majorie Taylor Greene Press Conference Addresses ‘Evils of Woke Culture’
MTG unveils ‘WOKE’ icon to address the ‘evils of woke culture.’ Marjorie Taylor Greene called for a special press conference to address what she calls “the evils of … Read more
Renowned Sensitivity Expert: Everything Ever Written is Offensive to Someone and Should Be Rewritten
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The world’s most renowned sensitivity expert states that everything ever written is offensive to someone. On the heels of books from Dr. … Read more
The Art of Prayer
God is probably too busy to answer all the prayers sent his way. Catholics have a work-around for this: the art of prayer. Even though we have largely … Read more
Mother of God
Hanging out with his New York drinking buddy, God, the author is treated to a tale about the Mother of God. God and I were walking in the … Read more
