The Holy Goat
“As it happens, the Bible censored his name,” God said about the Holy Ghost. “His real name was the Holy Goat.” The poet Dylan Thomas drank 18 glasses … Read more
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Saint Peter: Unusual Fisherperson
Saint Peter was a bit of an upside down personality, according to the author’s drinking buddy, God. When we got together for coffee one morning, God said, “When … Read more
Strange Phenomenon Baffles Experts
Experts have been perplexed by a strange phenomenon occurring worldwide involving political, religious and racial differences. A strange phenomenon seems to be occurring throughout the world. It appears … Read more
A Chat About the Antichrist
Talking with his drinking buddy, God, the Lord informs the author that Satan brought the Antichrist with him to New York. I wanted to learn something about the … Read more
A Popular Shrink
Jesus is a very popular shrink, and doesn’t have a life outside that practice, said my drinking buddy, his Father. During one of our drinking sessions, I asked … Read more
Birth of Christianity
Mary’s souvenir shop had all kinds of Jesus-related artifacts, resulting in the birth of Christianity as we know it today. As God and I were walking past the … Read more
A Chat about Santa
My companion said it was time to have a chat about Santa, noting that Saint Nicholas was yet another Jesus devotee. On a late summer day, God and … Read more
Donald Trump Announces That He’s ‘Lord of the Universe’
The self-proclaimed “Lord of the Universe” offers his own “Sermon on the Mount” and preaches revenge on all doubters. Ex-President Donald Trump has proclaimed that he is God, … Read more
Dining Out with the Buddha
Hanging out with my friend God in Central Park, he told me about a meeting he’d had with the Buddha. As we were sitting on our favorite bench … Read more
Q&A with God about King Solomon
God tells his drinking buddy about King Solomon, the richest person in the world in his time. As God and I were walking past the Solomon Guggenheim Museum, … Read more
