Millman Strikes Again, Thank God!
Book review: “The Last Voyage of Baron Münchausen and other Wayward Tales,” by Lawrence Millman. Reviewed by David O. Born Not long ago, I ignored the teaching of … Read more
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The Supreme Bumbler and the Big Bang
Did the Big Bang outdo the ‘Supreme Bumbler’? A discussion with God at a bar in Manhattan’s Lower East Side. I was having beers with God at a … Read more
Newly Unearthed Religious Artifacts Suggest God Created Woman First
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Sure to create a lasting religious controversy, inscriptions on a newly discovered artifact says God created woman first. While digging a 50 … Read more
SNN Uncovers Why Many Americans Remain Unvaccinated
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The US has one of the largest percentage of unvaccinated citizens in the world. Our investigative reporter shows why. Next to the … Read more
Lost Book of the Bible Reveals Exactly When ‘Hell Will Freeze Over’
Newly discovered book explains when hell will freeze over and what will happen when it does. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) For centuries in Christian English speaking … Read more
Newly Discovered Book of the Bible Reveals that God Created Mankind as a Joke
Exclusive Report: This discovery may upend current theories as to the reason that God created mankind. Latest in the continuing series: Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network). Bishop … Read more
Mike Pence Plans Gigantic National Exorcism to Combat Coronavirus
The VP, in charge of the U.S. response to the outbreak, says “Coronavirus” is just a “fancy liberal word for demonic possession,” plans national exorcism “as soon as … Read more
Trump Meets with Religious Leaders of HATE
Religious leaders host annual “Hot Wings and a Prayer” gathering attended by Trump. Donald Trump met today with top religious leaders of the controversial Holy Antagonistic Theological Elitist … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: We Beseech, You Impeach!
Come on, Republicans, we beseech you, put on your big boy Pence and impeach Trump. The best defense is a good offense, and Trump certainly is offensive. Hiss-story … Read more
Top Televangelists Abandon Trump, Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph…?! Here’s Why!
Why did some televangelists abandon Trump? Easy — he’s just too mainstream! The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely … Read more
