Funnies Farrago: Another Second Coming
Comic book review: ‘Another Second Coming’ TO SAY THAT Mark Russell’s comic book Second Coming is about Jesus coming back to Earth (as promised, remember? — His return … Read more
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Trump Secretly Makes Plans for Sainthood
Theologian blows whistle on Trump’s sainthood plans. A theologian who was secretly hired by Trump contacted this reporter regarding a bizarre plan President Trump has to assure that … Read more
Trump’s Bone-Spurs ‘Miraculously Disappear’ After Faith Healer’s ‘Laying-on-of- Hands’ Exorcism
Stunned podiatrists declare president’s feet to be entirely bone-spur free after ‘Toe Jam’ religious invocation. WASHINGTON DC – President’s Trump’s heels have been declared to be “entirely bone-spur … Read more
First Church of the Stock Market Convenes with the Ringing of The Bell
“It’s not a question of whether people should have religion; it’s a question of what kinds of religion they’re going to end up having… If you spend all … Read more
Chicken or the Egg: Two Chickens Sunny Side Up
Liberty University renames the egg in response to “chicken or the egg” controversy. LIBERTY UNIVERSITY, LYNCHBURG, VA — Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University has made a decision respecting their … Read more
The Ten Commandments as Rewritten by ISIS
Take a look at how ISIS commandeered the Ten Commandments. What might be surprising to many is that the Muslim religion actually considers the Bible to be a … Read more
Religious Neologisms
Newly coined religious expressions / neologisms! Circumscribe: Circumcision applied to the Jewish order of scribes. Protestantism: An ecological movement founded by the Greek God, Proteus. The “Rappture”: Musical … Read more
From Apocalypse to Catastrophe: Jesus Says Repubs & Dems Both Found Unworthy of the Lord’s Return
Apocalypse threatened in the Revelation hasn’t quite gone according to plan. Jesus always said he was coming back one day. And he promised that this time around, there would … Read more
Easter Fell On April Fools Day This Year!
An April Fools Easter WARNING: Not for the religiously sensitive!!! God to the world: “He wasn’t really my son! He was adopted!… April Fool!” Jesus as he comes … Read more
Evangelical Christians Urged to Support Trump Against Stormy Daniels
Jeffress cites parallels in the Bible, calls on evangelical Christians to ‘do their duty.’ Hot off the press, here is the transcript of this reporter’s exclusive interview with … Read more
