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Jeffress cites parallels in the Bible, calls on evangelical Christians to ‘do their duty.’ Hot off the press, here is the transcript of this reporter’s exclusive interview with … Read more
“Lady Bird” – a film review by Gary Chew I won’t forget the large charge I got when seeing two movies back in the early 80’s directed by … Read more
“This eclipse went right across America – coincidence? I deemeth not,” sayeth the Lord God: Exclusive interview! We obtained an exclusive interview with the Lord God via the … Read more
God-crazed TV evangelist Pat Robertson announces construction of the First Church of Trump the Messiah, inside Kentucky’s Noah’s Ark facsimile. WILLIAMSTOWN, KY – Televangelist Pat Robertson announced today … Read more
During the Jewish New Year, congregants recite the “Vidui” – updated and secularized here for the benefit of every American. During the High Holidays, which includes the Jewish … Read more
Prayer is the new weapon in the race for the presidency A new group of Hillary Clinton supporters has been formed called “Christians for Hillary.” They have initiated … Read more
Famed lawgiver called ‘a yuuuge loser who didn’t have a clue how to negotiate’ by Trump NYC — Donald Trump says that his famous inability to cite a … Read more
The Pope is coming, and Philadelphia is getting ready. Pope Francis will be in town from September 26-27, which the locals have begun referring to as “Pope Weekend.” … Read more
Kim Davis promises to end the hypocrisy and start enforcing “God’s law” in all cases. Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis is still not issuing marriage licenses, invoking “God’s … Read more
Saying He is “misunderstood,” God took the form of a Chihuahua to meet our reporter in Death Valley. Reporter: (texting madly) “Okay, James, big joke. Here I am … Read more
