The What-Abouts and Whereabouts of Sen. Pat Roberts
When the crazy strikes, Pat Roberts fights back. With more crazy. In “The Wizard of Oz,” Dorothy assessed the odd things she was experiencing and said to her … Read more
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GOP: Rise in Lesbians’ Numbers is Obama’s Fault
Republicans point to more lesbians as a sure sign of Obama-led moral decay On Tuesday night, President Barack Obama gave his 5th State of the Union address. It … Read more
RINOs and AINOs
Winning by losing: The Tea Party outs RINOs! Now we bore deep into the bunker that houses the triumphant Tea Party headquarters, where they are celebrating a tactical … Read more
He Who Shall Not Be Named: Part 2
She Who Shall Not Be Named Mitch Couler, the Senior manager of the Romney campaign in the D.C. area, had recovered nicely from the seizures induced when he … Read more
Ringside at the Undercard: VP Debate
Needed three towels to wipe down my living room after the vice presidential wrestling match, er, debate the other day. The sweat flung off both the bottom names … Read more
High Atop the Deep Bench
And now a few words on the Democratic National Convention (and their deep bench), which was ALSO interrupted by bad weather, and from this we can deduce that … Read more
Paul Ryan: ‘Honest Abe Lincoln Inspires Every Speech’
‘My grandfather hung out with him,’ says VP candidate Ryan Paul Ryan is back out on the stump this week, feeling good after what many called an “incredibly … Read more
The Stealth Convention
And now a few words about the Republican National Convention. AKA: Women with Big Hair and the Men in White Shoes Who Love Them. And white certainly was … Read more
Pat Robertson: ‘We Did It! We Prayed Away the Gay!’
‘We feared there were just too many gays in Tampa, but we out-prayed ’em,’ says televangelist Pat Robertson Pat Robertson today, on his 700 Club TV show, declared … Read more
Oh, My Akin Ideology!
Mining humor out of Missouri Senate hopeful Todd Akin’s barrage of claptrap is tougher than eating frozen jerky in a rowboat on the eyewall of Hurricane Isaac. Normally, … Read more
