This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: BS-ness as Usual
Republican politics mean BS-ness as usual. Voter suppression is an invalid ID-ology. If at first you don’t impede, lie lie again. GOP election strategy: Finking outside the ballot … Read more
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Democrats, Please Be Democrats!
This is prime time for the party to actually be Democrats, to unite ordinary Americans behind a national agenda of lasting progressive change. I think we can now … Read more
Dick Wright Returns
Funnies Farrago welcomes back Dick Wright — one of those all-too-rare great conservative editorial cartoonists. I started seeing editoons signed “Dick Wright” about a year ago. I was … Read more
Supreme Thieves Disguised in Robes of ‘Justice’
The Court’s six right-wing “Supreme Thieves” have turned what’s meant to be a citadel of democracy into a Republican rubber stamp for plutocracy. Barry Goldwater, considered a right-wing … Read more
MTG: ‘Gazpacho’ Remark About Pelosi Ruining Cafeteria Menu
Marjorie Taylor Greene clarifies her “gazpacho” remark in a recent press conference: exclusive report! Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene recently ranted that Nancy Pelosi’s “gazpacho” police were patrolling the … Read more
SNN Uncovers Why Many Americans Remain Unvaccinated
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The US has one of the largest percentage of unvaccinated citizens in the world. Our investigative reporter shows why. Next to the … Read more
Once Again Congress Exposes Its Butt-Ugly Morality
Chicken Little Democrats are a subset whose members call themselves moderates, but whose ethics are as butt-ugly as the Republicans’. Here they come again — the usual butt-ugly … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Alaskan Housewife Maude Riley
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews a housewife in Wasilla, Alaska. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
Anti-vaxxers/Q-Tips ‘Mistakenly’ Accept Mark of the Beast
Anti-vaxxers and Q-Anon have finally completely lost it, and unwittingly pledged allegiance to Satan. Anti-vaxxers, the towering intellectual heavyweights of the Pro Virus Execution Mob and Q-Anon have … Read more
Top 10 Ways to Reinstate a President
The former prez wants back in the White House. So, for his edification, we present the Top 10 Ways to Reinstate a President, as drafted by the always-reliable … Read more
