This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s the Lyin’ King
…and Republicans are the cowardly lyin’. Why won’t the “president” stop Putin bounties on our troops? Fraud lies exposed. Trump’s always on a collusion course with Russia. The … Read more
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Coronavirus Relief Negotiations Stall Over Cap on Thoughts & Prayers
Negotiations stall between Senate Republicans and Democrats over a controversial limit on federally-provided thoughts and prayers. Days of talks between Senate Republicans and Democrats saw negotiations stall as … Read more
Trump Discovers New Blue MAGA
Trump excited to win over Dems with new Blue MAGA hat, then has biggest temper tantrum yet. The White House staff has been more on edge than usual … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Free Speech, Jail Brutality!
Police brutality leaves protestors aghast. Trump: The “flaw and disorder” president. Being insane isn’t all it’s cracked-up to be. Racists brutal lies with hate. Republicans always canspiracy the … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Great Dicktraitor
Dicktraitor Trump continues to lie… in bed with the Russians! Putin-Trump, throw out democracy. Our conclusion lies in collusion. Trump always seems tongue-tied to Russia. So queasy got … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Zero Tolerance for Racists
The racists grew some hate. Trump suffers from post-Obama trauma. When anger boils over it becomes hate. How is being a racist not racist? A cruel tea party … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump Rants to Own
To avoid ignorance, ignore rants. Not surprisingly, Trump has stoop-ed down to a new low. To deal with nothing, deny everything. If life gives you lemons, throw them … Read more
Biden to Run on Mediocrity
Joe Biden unveils new campaign slogan: “Return to Mediocrity” in bid to excite the Democratic base. In the 1920 presidential election following the end of WWI, Warren G. … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Uninvited Guess
An ignorant, unwanted and uninvited guess plagues U.S. If you don’t mind, please don’t tell me what you think. How stupid is Trump? How dark is black? If … Read more
Here They Come: Those Russian Trolls!
Wow, have you noticed? The have really ramped it up quickly! With Bernie out of the way, the horde of Russian trolls can concentrate all their fire-power on … Read more
