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New “Cowbell Law” legislation will replace self-quarantine rules, say Senate Republicans. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R- Kentucky) announced today the introduction in the Senate of new cowbell … Read more
As usual, the elephant in the room makes doo. Republicans and Trump: Of Mice and Menace. Conservatives serve cons. Trump: America’s #1 bulltwitter. You can have your say, … Read more
Trump and the Republican Senate are enabling pandemic profiteers, at everyone’s expense. Wartime profiteering is an especially vile form of corporate greed, yet it has been as common … Read more
Annual St. Patrick’s Day Shenanigan Festival canceled by unusually cautious Leprechauns amid coronavirus fears. Colin McCreedy, president of the International Brotherhood of Leprechauns and Wee People, has announced … Read more
A message from Jesus addressed to Republicans was recently forwarded by an anonymous source. Here it is. Hi there it’s Jesus, and I have a special reunion message! … Read more
We sit in and listen in as Republicans and Democrats alternately discuss candidates and their electability. Donald Trump is a real hoot! He’ll say anything. I love that … Read more
Trump gets bought with a little help from his “friends.” Trump claims that the Mueller report totally exonerated him and he’s not wrong, he’s lying! With the facts … Read more
Exclusive excerpts from Donald Trump’s diary, wherein he expresses a few regrets – not mistakes! Dear Diary, As we (meaning I) approach the end of the first of … Read more
…and if I didn’t have a heart I wouldn’t care, either. Trump is one character with absolutely none. My dictionary defines trumpery as “anything showy but of little value.” … Read more
Republicans plan Capitol dome renovation to celebrate Trump’s acquittal. To celebrate President Trump’s impeachment acquittal, Senate Republicans have vowed to convert Washington DC’s Capitol dome into a giant … Read more
