Breaking News: America is Living in ‘Interesting Times’
It’s not just we news junkies, the whole world is transfixed by ‘breaking news.’ Supposedly, the Chinese or the Arabs or the Scientologists or one of those ancient … Read more
Republicans
Sean Spicer’s Job Resume Un-Redacted!
Sean Spicer 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, D.C. youcan’[email protected] IMMEDIATE OBJECTIVE Denny’s Host, Goat Herder or Monk! LAST EMPLOYER DonaldTrump.con JOB TITLE Excrement Handler! WORK HISTORY U.S. Navy. Press … Read more
Republican’s Ordeal and Disgrace
The ever-vilified Affordable Care Act has survived, an ordeal and disgrace for the Republican Party. It has been assailed as the end of democracy. Vilified as a form … Read more
Trumpcare: Clueless Dealmaker’s Deal Goes Down
The fiasco called Trumpcare was doomed from the start. Question: What do you get when you mix together a barrel of fables, a sack of mendacity, a gross … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/28/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Democrats: As Useless as Mudflaps on a Turtle
The exact extent of the uselessosity exhibited by Democrats right now is breathtaking in its magnitude. Shattered. Splattered. Scattered. Battered. Tattered. Skewered and plattered. Barely mattered. That was … Read more
Pelosi and Schumer Arrested for Grave Robbing
“We were looking for this thing…” said Rep Nancy Pelosi, forgetting what a spine was called. Democrats House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senator Chuck Schumer were arrested … Read more
Trump to Rename America
‘Rebranding will help make America great again, again’ says minority president-elect Soon-to-be-President-for-life Donald J. Trump announced today that his first official act as President would be to rename … Read more
Future News: Royal Rumble Tarnishes President Trump’s Inauguration
Inauguration turns into wild melee as them damn ‘librals’ tarnish ‘Merca’ Following one of the most contentious political seasons in recent history, tens of thousands of Democrats gathered … Read more
A Political Party Worth Joining
Democrats vs Republicans? That’s so old hat. The best political party in America is not the Dems nor the Repubs. By far, the best political party is a … Read more
