Where Does the GOP’s Right-Wing Grouchiness Come From?
The tea party may seem new, but it’s the same ol’ GOP party of ‘no.’ I’ve found it! I’ve discovered the original document from which today’s tea party … Read more
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Plump Grumps Humping to Dump Trump
Will Durst will headline the Humor Times 25th Anniversary Celebration, Wed., April 13th, at Laughs Unlimited in old town Sacramento! See you there! The GOP’s Dump Trump movement … Read more
Breaking: El Chapo and Trump Both Missing
Bizarre simultaneous disappearance of Trump and El Chapo explained in this exclusive report. On the same day, the notorious El Chapo and the equally notorious Donald Trump have … Read more
Donald Trump: ‘Thin Skin’ Disorder May Lead to Undoing
Doctors have warned Trump not to seek office, as he has such a thin skin when it comes to criticism. In 2012, we reported that Donald Trump had … Read more
To Republicans Who Are Not Rich
To Republicans Who Are Not Rich: A Poem. Republicans in the debate presented just rancor and hate. No policy goals to take to the polls, it’s left just … Read more
‘I’m the Yuuugest Dick in America, Maybe the World!’ Trump Yells as Rubio Mocks his Penis Size
GOP front runner Trump produces doctor’s certificate, threatens to sue, following Rubio’s ‘Small Hands, Small Penis’ gibe. NYC – Presidential candidate Donald Trump exploded “orgasmically” today — his … Read more
Frequently Asked Questions: Scalia’s Replacement
There’s a lot of confusion surrounding the Supreme Court with the death of Justice Antonin Scalia. Will Durst is here to help. Q. Has the issue of Justice Antonin … Read more
Mexico and Canada Plan Giant Walls in Case of Trump Election
Millions of Americans prepare to flee the US if Trump wins, but neighboring countries aim to keep out flood of refugees. HARTFORD CT — As it becomes increasingly … Read more
Justin Trudeau Denies Ted Cruz was Ever Born in Canada
Waves of revulsion overwhelm Canada after claims that Ted Cruz was actually born in Calgary OTTAWA, CANADA — Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today forcefully insisted at a … Read more
Putin Announces Republican Presidential Bid
‘Your candidates are weak,’ says Putin as he surges in polls WASHINGTON DC — Responding to popularity among conservative pundits and on social media, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced … Read more
