Same-Sex Marriage = Same-Day Carnage
Will the legalization of same-sex marriage destroy the world, as pundits claim? An alien invasion. Labor camps for heterosexuals. Man-dog marriage, followed by man-dog babies… If you think … Read more
Republicans
The News (Really) Bytes – June 2015 Summary
News bytes from the last month Jeb Bush announces candidacy for President – The head political office of the U.S. is now going back to the Bush Leagues. … Read more
Red Pope/Green Pope
The itch they can’t scratch: Pope Francis He gets under their skin like termites in a boathouse. Drives them crazier than Hillary Clinton and Yoko Ono dancing on … Read more
Donald Trump: ‘Love of Money the Root of All Goodness’
“I’ll bring real, gold-backed Christianity to the White House” – Donald Trump Donald Trump, professional quixotic candidate for the Republican nomination for president and bad wig model, officially … Read more
ISIS Endorses, Then Pulls Endorsement of Trump for President
Donald Trump gains and loses his first endorsement on the first full day of his campaign Donald Trump, often referred to as “The Donald,” scored and then lost … Read more
Jeb Bush: I Was Adopted in Kenya by Laura and George in 1953
Presidential candidate Jeb Bush claims he is ‘completely unrelated’ to the Bush Family, and is thus electable MIAMI, FL – Jeb Bush claimed at a news conference today … Read more
President Lindsey Graham Plans ‘Nipple Pink’ White House Do-Over
“A complete makeover for the White House interior is needed as well” – Lindsey Graham WASHINGTON, DC – GOP Presidential candidate Sen. Lindsey Graham (R–SC) said at a … Read more
So, We’re There Huh? … When Politicians Run Amock
American politicians’ campaigns continue to devolve into a race for the most extreme positions So, the 2016 election season has begun, regardless of the relentless begging of the … Read more
Pope “Let’s Be” Frank: A Religious Renegade
A huge Rambo fan, Pope Francis is a religious renegade of sorts In the words of Father Thomas Rosica, the press secretary for the Vatican, “This is the … Read more
Jesus Christ Endorses Bernie Sanders for President
‘Mammon worship is now the true faith in the Land flowing with Koch and Money,’ sayeth the Lord, throwing his support to Bernie Sanders. HEAVENSGATE – Jesus Christ … Read more
