Republican Governors Tell Kids: ‘Stay Hungry!’
GOP guvs decry welfare and childhood obesity, tell lazy kids to “stay hungry” for success. Fifteen Republican governors have said no to participating in a federally funded food … Read more
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Johnson Introduces ‘Comprehensive’ Immigration Bill
GOP House prepares hard-line comprehensive legislation for new president. Addressing the chamber he heads, House Speaker Mike Johnson outlined the provisions of H.R. 01-06-21, which he promised would … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
Trump Vows to Become Dictator ‘on Day One’
Coverage of a Trump Town Hall: Trump vows to “become dictator on day one.” by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Meeting with Fox News host Sean Hannity for … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Thugly American
“Make me look bad and I’ll get thugly,” Trump warns. The mad hater held a tea party with malice in plunder-land. MAGA: Trump‘s personal safe-tea network. If hating … Read more
GOP Hopefuls Look to Get Indicted to Gain Ground on Trump
The remaining Republican presidential candidates are launching a new strategy — get indicted. Faced with trying to close a huge gap between themselves and Donald Trump, the remaining Republican … Read more
Mike Johnson’s First News Conference: Pledges Inaction
In first news conference, new House Speaker promises to do nothing at all unless the IRS stops harassing his rich friends. On Thursday, newly-minted House Speaker Mike Johnson … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: MAGA Minions on the Psycho-Path to Hell
MAGA minions follow the psycho-path to hell. Dictator wannabe Trump is the top Banana Republican. The tea party believes in non-sensibility. Since Trump can’t control himself, he tries … Read more
GOP to Pick House Speaker on ‘Big Brother’ Reality Show
In order to finally end the Speaker of the House saga, the Republican Party will pick the winner of “Big Brother.” In an effort to end its long … Read more
Gym Jordan Fails Spectacularly in Pursuit of Speakership
Rep. Jim Jordan fails to gain House Speakership, as the Republican sh*t show rambles on. Rep. Jim Jordan (R. OH) failed in his benighted quest for Speakership of … Read more
