Obama Schedules ‘Haters’ Beer Summit
Newly re-elected Obama ever-optimistic, reaching out President Obama has asked the White House kitchen staff to order up a couple cases of Texas’ best Shiner Bock and to … Read more
Republicans
Secede Movement: 2012 Style
Angry citizens pledge 30 seconds hard effort to secede from Union According to the New York Daily News, the government-initiated website “We The People” has been bombarded by … Read more
One Week Later, Where Is Mitt Romney?
Former candidate Romney can’t be reached; friends worry Matt Rock, PardonThePundit.com One week ago today, Americans headed off to the polls to pick which presidential candidate would hold … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Scientology & More
The U.S. Border Patrol was reported in the news as seizing the lowest-ever number of illegal aliens trying to cross into California last month. It’s the economy. It’s … Read more
Liberal Plan to Bow Out of Elections Has GOP in a Quandary
There is talk on the liberal front of actually folding up tables, picking up sticks, throwing in the towel, and calling it quits, after witnessing one of the … Read more
Once More Into The Voting Booth, Dear Friends
“To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor p…
Jesus Announces Run in 2012 Election, Conservatives Have a Conniption
Jesus Christ Himself has announced His candidacy for the President of the United States in 2012 Rather than commencing with the long awaited Second Coming, the Big Three … Read more
Romney’s Bold Choice
With the election slipping away like a handful of mercury on a turbocharged merry-go-round, Mitt Romney managed to change the conversation from unreleased tax returns and foreign misadventures … Read more
Ending American Politics As We Know It
How many presidential vacations are too many? Partisan bickering, name-calling and finger-pointing (also known as American politics) will always be with us, BUT… Perhaps by being proactive we … Read more
Romney, Flush With Success, to Extend World Tour
Wants to show more countries ‘How we roll in the US’ Mitt Romney, after triumphantly sharing his expertise with the Brits, promoting World War III in Israel, and … Read more
