Angrier Birds: The Republican Primary Race
By Will Durst Some small-minded pundits are guaranteed to grouchily opine this is neither the time nor the place to be re-circulating unfounded conspiracy theories. Then again, mightn’t … Read more
Republicans
Romney Inc.
By Will Durst No. It’s not over. Well, okay, it’s kind of over. But the Republican nomination is not totally-otally over. As it very well should be. How … Read more
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News & More
Hooters sponsors a National Hooky Day on Friday for fans who want to cut work and watch the NCAA tournament. Calls came flooding into the U.S. Capitol to … Read more
Fun with the News: Dems, Obama & More
Coca-Cola rid its formula of trace amounts of carcinogen Friday. The original formula a hundred years ago included sugar, chocolate and cocaine. Everything was fine until the Germans … Read more
Recycled Republicans
SCENARIO — A secret laboratory deep underground beneath the American Heritage Think Tank And Karaoke Lounge in Washington. It is a room filled with strange scientific paraphernalia — … Read more
Republicans Rush To Have Death Star Ready For 2016 Election.
A new Death Star, believed to have the capacity to neutralize the minds of an entire planet, has been adopted from designs stolen from George Lucas’s movie studios … Read more
Corroded Clockwork
Like corroded clockwork, the Republicans once again find themselves in the middle of a public relations disaster the size of Jupiter’s largest moon, Ganymede. Specifically, their plan to … Read more
Republicans Filibuster Roll Call
GOP emboldened by 41-seat ‘Super Minority’ A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON — Claiming to be saving America from the Dems’ “socialist agenda,” Republicans broke historic new ground in … Read more
Republicans Not Interested in ‘Popularity Contest’
Say appealing to the masses is undignified A Humor Times special report Faced with declining popularity in the polls and accused of turning their backs on moderate elements … Read more
Republicans Eschew ‘Country First’ Motto
New slogan ‘Failure IS An Option’ a better fit, they say A Humor Times exclusive report WASHINGTON, DC – The GOP was forced to retract its “Country First” … Read more
