Gym Jordan Fails Spectacularly in Pursuit of Speakership
Rep. Jim Jordan fails to gain House Speakership, as the Republican sh*t show rambles on. Rep. Jim Jordan (R. OH) failed in his benighted quest for Speakership of … Read more
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CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
Meet the Press: Matt Gaetz Dumps on Liz Cheney
On Meet the Press, Matt Gaetz said that Liz Cheney “just hasn’t been getting any lately” and that he “can understand why.” Rep. Matt Gaetz (R. FL) appeared … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Dark Farce
Republicans have surrendered to the dark farce. The Republican presidential field: Different assholes, same shit. The rear ends justify their meanness. Real lies what you are told may … Read more
Polling Disaster for Florida Gov: DeSantis to Pull the Plug
Sinking in the polls, the latest results prompt Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis to pull the plug on his quixotic campaign for president. Results of the new USA Today/Suffolk … Read more
The Republican Presidential Candidates at the Iowa State Fair 2023
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Republican candidates for president at the Iowa State Fair 2023. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s … Read more
Why the GOP is Becoming a Rabid Clique of Political Veterinarians
The GOP is conceding that they are now captives of a rabid clique of ideological extremism and outright nutballism. Ohio voters scored a big election victory for women’s … Read more
Republican Leaders Laud Latest Trump Indictment
Surprising support for DA Willis’ sprawling Trump indictment, which includes 18 allies who tried to overturn 2020 election. In a shocking development, the latest Trump indictment, announced by … Read more
Trump’s 78 Charges Pass Barry Bonds for Second Place All-Time
Donald Trump’s 78 charges are closing in on the greatest single season performance across all sports: Wayne Gretzky’s 92 NHL goals. Cheers erupt from the Mar-a-Lago Club on … Read more
Marjorie Taylor Greene Announces Run for the Presidency
Georgia rep Marjorie Taylor Greene: VP isn’t good enough, announces own run for the presidency. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R. GA) appears to have supplanted her role as … Read more
