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After criticism for claims of indigenous roots, Danielle Smith now says she’s related to Dwight Eisenhower and a Russian Tsar. Alberta, Canada Premier Danielle Smith is setting down … Read more
Keep America free: Defund a mental racist! Donald Trump is the biggest worm ever to come out of the Big Apple. Trump’s Truth Social posts: A cornered rant. … Read more
“Assorted nuts” and Ted Cruz have become synonymous, as he always tops every list of goofy, right-wing political partisans. Let me say one word to you: Nuts. Now, … Read more
Trump’s looney tune gives Republicans dunce fever Trumpworld is teaming with Oaf-Keepers. MAGA demands the right to remain violent. “Proud Boy” Roger is Trump’s goose-stepping Stone. Nixon gave … Read more
Republican-leaning Americans sure have sex on their mind these days, and know that sex sells. Republican-leaning Americans sure have sex on their mind these days, and know that … Read more
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis says he was abducted by “space aliens” in New York after a TV interview. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis claims he was abducted by “space … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) America is undoubtedly headed for the next civil war, but citizens must first decide which issues to kill each other over. According … Read more
The Republican pivot to “embrace the crazy” started with the deep ignorance, frat-boy arrogance and corporate servility of George W. Bush. In the 1990s, the sharp-witted Texan and … Read more
Biden dismisses the critics by saying, “I’m the only president they got.” But being a lame president only leads to being a lame duck. Former President Donald Trump’s … Read more
Breaking news: Maine Senator Susan Collins has purchased the Brooklyn Bridge for an undisclosed sum. Senator Susan Collins from Maine announced today that she had purchased the Brooklyn … Read more
