Revised Nursery Rhymes for the Toddlers in the Trump Administration
Here are some revised nursery rhymes for Trump administration toddlers. The Apple and the Worm Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (Health and Human Services) I bit an apple That … Read more
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HHS Secretary RFK Jr. to Slash Meals on Wheels in Favor of McDonalds
Federal funding for Meals on Wheels, “that wasteful nutrition program,” will be cut, says new McDonald’s fan RFK Jr. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced … Read more
RFK Jr. ‘Deadly Serious’ about Measles Outbreak
RFK Jr. has boldly led the way in support of egalitarianism and personal liberty in Americans’ fight against a measles outbreak. Press Release from the Department of Health … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/25/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Hooters going bankrupt, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/17/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the U.S Forest Service, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/10/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a shipwreck discovery, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/3/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Trump tariffs, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/16/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Taylor Swift’s skinny jeans, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/26/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the 55th Anniversary of Sesame Street, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
RFK Jr. Pledges to Alter FDA ‘Beyond Recognition’
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr, as Trump’s new “drug czar,” plans some radical changes to the FDA and other agencies. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr, appeared at a press briefing … Read more
