Trump Expected to Declare Victory by Labor Day
Former president Donald Trump is planning to declare victory early again, but in plenty of time this go-around. Mar-a-Lago – Former president Donald Trump is planning to declare … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/22/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about exploding soda cans on Southwest flights, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
Biden Stepping Aside: Trump on the New Dem Nominee
As reported by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent “Kamala is just a backstreet black with an education,” claims Trump on the news of Biden stepping aside. On Sunday, … Read more
Donald Trump Furious Over Force Feeding Him Country Music at Rallies
At one rally, Trump was seen holding his fingers in his ears and screaming “La la la, La la la, I’m not listening.”
Who is Lara Trump?
The scoop on the new RNC co-chair, Lara Trump. Wed to former President Donald J. Trump’s second eldest son, Eric, Lara Trump was named in March as RNC … Read more
Future News: Trump Delivers Own Keynote Address at RNC
Normally reserved for a political “up and comer,” Trump gave the July, 2024 RNC keynote address himself. Tossing tradition to the wind, 2024 Republican presidential nominee Donald J. … Read more
New Rule: RNC Debaters May Be Slimed
In order to boost debate ratings, the RNC is adding a risk factor: participants may be slimed. The Republican National Committee, which sponsors this year’s Republican primary debates, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/1/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
Near Miss at RNC: Tennis Ball Server Plot Averted
Camouflaged pink robot and redneck assault rifle army saves day against tennis ball plot. Inside, Donald Trump screamed at America, trying his best to scare everyone into voting … Read more
GOP Holding Pattern: The News, Reported in Cartoon Form!
The GOP is between a rock and a Tea Party The Republican Party is in a tough spot… so they’re trying to reach out. The Teapublicans keep them … Read more
