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There was great tension at the Republican Campaign Headquarters that morning as the worker bees entered their office in D.C. As with every campaign, unexpected situations come up. … Read more
Wherein the ones pointing fingers are the ones with their other fingers on the voting levers Republican officials across the country are having a major problem with their … Read more
Got to relish the sidesplitting spectacle of millions of Democrats wiping their collective brows after watching the second presidential debate through splayed fingers covering their eyes. MSNBC’s Chris … Read more
Today, for the first time, I am officially notifying the honchos of Bain Capital, Blackstone Group, Carlyle Group, Kohlberg Kravis Roberts and other big-time private equity funds that … Read more
Acknowledges he’ll need many binders full of women to vote for him Mitt Romney has come under fire for his statement at the 2nd Presidential Debate that he … Read more
We’re 77 percent sure this article will clarify things for about 47 percent of you The lines between the haves and have nots are still a bit blurry, … Read more
Romney: “Who deserves public support more, dumb ol’ Big Bird or Olympic star Rafalca?” Mitt Romney, feeling fine after his self-proclaimed stellar performance in the first presidential debate … Read more
Shocking Comedy Central endorsement underscores desperate need for dependable comic fodder The various personalities that make up the Comedy Central channel were asked on Friday to give their … Read more
Let me see if I got this straight: We have a national election going on. Only two guys are really running in it. Both are spending obscene amounts … Read more
Was Obama stunned by the audacity of Romney’s mendacity? A surprisingly large segment of America tuned into the first presidential debate, but for some odd reason, President Obama … Read more
