Argus Has Fun with the News: Elvis & More
News is that Elvis Presley’s tomb will be sold at Julian’s Auction House in New York Tuesday. The minimum bid is one hundred grand. So many businesses have … Read more
Romney
Birthers Turn Sites on Romney
‘His ad featuring him speaking a rather fluent Spanish is most suspicious,’ says new Birthers group leader Orly Taitz Birthers, that group of doubters that insisted (some still … Read more
George W Bush Endorses Romney, Who Then Congratulates Obama
White House dreams obliterated: Bush endorses Romney By Matt Rock, PardonThePundit.com Presumptive GOP nominee Mitt Romney placed a phone call this afternoon to President Barack Obama, congratulating him … Read more
Mitt Romney Reveals He Was Ruthlessly Bullied in School
Admits receiving an atomic wedgie that turned him into bully Mitt Romney is fighting back against his political attackers, saying he became a bully only after being a … Read more
The Election Summed Up Concisely
Matt Taibbi said:
” But this campaign, relatively speaking, will not be fierce or hotly
contested. Instead it’ll be disappointing, embarrassing, and over very
quickly, like a hand job in a Bangkok bathhouse. And eve…
Romney Campaign to Use Retardants to Avoid Pants Catching Fire
Things heating up as fact-checkers toil overtime The Romney camp announced today that it is sparing no expense in maintaining the safety of their candidate during the months … Read more
Ted Nugent Flies Into Rage Over Romney Gaffe
Ted Nugent blasted the Republican Party’s nominee for President today calling him “a sorry-ass excuse for a Confederate leader” after hearing Romney pronounce his name wrong several times … Read more
2012 Veepstakes
Since Gov. Romney has sewn up the nomination tighter than one of Chris Christie’s old suits, the only remaining Republican election drama is the Veepstakes — which name … Read more
Precisely Pivoting Polls
Now that the general election has unofficially begun, you and I and pretty much everyone dear to us — except of course, beleaguered Kansas City Royal fans who … Read more
Startling Poll Results Indicate Why Romney Can’t Win Women’s Vote
Republicans are doing everything they can to turn the tides on the upcoming election and get the women’s vote, by trying to change their minds about Mitt Romney. … Read more
