My Resolutions for You in 2019
Every year I make New Year’s resolutions and every year I break them. So this year, I’m trying something different – resolutions for other people. Hey world – … Read more
Roz Warren
Snake Poses on a Plane
Is there a right place and a wrong place to do things like Tai Chi, Yoga and Snake Poses? When I was in high school, I had a … Read more
Mighty Ducks, Small Fluffy Dogs and Other Dating Dealbreakers
Dating dealbreakers, an informal poll A man I met for coffee recently told me that he didn’t date women with small fluffy dogs “because women with small fluffy … Read more
Come for the Great Gatsby, Stay for the Sardines
Sure, you can find “The Great Gatsby” in your local library. But may run into a lot of interesting food items as well. Library patrons often bring coffee, … Read more
A Three Way with President Trump? No Thanks!
Three way with Trump is porn star fan’s worst nightmare My pal Dave has a big problem with Stormy Daniels. Not because he’s a fan of Donald Trump. … Read more
Jackie Kennedy, Marge Simpson & Longevity: What I Learned from Magazines This Week
What I learned from magazines this week The title of the overdue book returned to a public library in San Francisco 100 years after it had been checked … Read more
My Car Is As Clean As My Conscience
I think of my car as my pocketbook on wheels, but I have a clean conscience about it. Have you ever noticed that when a friend offers you … Read more
Are You Troubled by People Who Blather on Their Cell Phones in Public?
Cell Phone Echolalia may be spreading! I propose a new medical condition, which I’m calling Cell Phone Echolalia. Cell phone echolalia causes the sufferer to repeat everything a … Read more
Drinking Beer and Eating Squirrel: What I Learned from Magazines This Week
Reading magazines this week, I learned that: A British survey has concluded that consuming organic foods can extend your life… for three weeks. (Popular Mechanics, 3/16) The average … Read more
Are You a Mystery? Or a Trashy Romance?
Mystery or trashy romance? A colleague recently posted an intriguing question on my favorite Facebook Librarian hangout: “If you were being sold in a library book sale, which … Read more
