Trump Again Promises ‘Only the Best People’ for His Administration

Trump Again Promises ‘Only the Best People’ for His Administration

As he did last time, President-Elect Donald Trump has pledged to hire “only the best people,” which means the very worst. President-elect Donald J. Trump told reporters on … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/24/24

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/24/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Taylor Swift donating to Hurricane relief efforts, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more

Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain

Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain

Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more

‘United States of Trump’ Sounds Better, Says Candidate

‘United States of Trump’ Sounds Better, Says Candidate

Ex-Prez hopes to be new prez, announces heads of new cabinet for the newly-branded United States of Trump. After he’s elected President, The United States of America will … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/27/24

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/27/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even about the Kristi Noem ban, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/25/24

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/25/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Amelia Earhart, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Top 10 Giuliani Wish List Clauses Santa Can’t Refuse!

Top 10 Giuliani Wish List Clauses Santa Can’t Refuse!

American’s fallen Mayor, Rudy Giuliani seeks help from Santa with his big unrepentant Giuliani Wish List! Dear Santa, Okay, you caught me in a bad year!  Last year wasn’t so … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/18/23

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/18/23

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Mayim Bialik leaving ‘Jeopardy,’ doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more

Strangers in the Night: Donald Unfriends Melania!

Strangers in the Night: Donald Unfriends Melania!

Melania Who? Donald unfriends Melania and distances himself by wearing a Duvet as he crawls into bed! From lackeys to co-conspirators, one by one they flip! As Donald … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/9/23

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/9/23

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Travis Kelce doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

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