Lindsey Graham’s Tent Big Enough for Jenner, But He’d ‘Have to Sleep Outside’
“I haven’t walked in her shoes. Contrary to reports, I have never worn Manolo high heels.” – Sen. Lindsey Graham Bastard out of Carolina, the 1996 film made … Read more
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The Frat Pack: My Big Fat Greek Shitstorm
Fraternities were created with two noble practices in mind: excessive alcohol consumption and elitism After Sigma Alpha Epsilon’s ode to Donald Sterling, fraternities haven’t just had a controversial … Read more
Justifiable Justice: Making Punishment Ergonomic with the Crime
What would really making the “punishment fit the crime” look like in today’s world? Punishments for crime have become rote in our modern society. A person can murder … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/1/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/2/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/29/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/24/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news and headlines donât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from … Read more
Acme Limburger Cheese Company Pulls Advertising Due to Stink on Rush Limbaugh Show
âIf anyone knows stinky, it is the Acme Limburger Cheese Company,â said Hugh Steenck, Vice President in charge of marketing. âAs of today, this company will no longer pay to advertise on the Rush Limbaugh Show,â announced the VP on the Su…
Rush Limbaughâs Head May Be Stuck Up His Ass Permanently
Rush Limbaugh was trying to find a hole in the ground when he accidentally stuck his head up his ass. He was rushed to Good Samaritan Medical Center in West Palm Beach where doctors were working to dislodge said head from said ass.
At last report, seve…
