Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/28/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Russia
Putin Anounces ‘World’s Biggest Dick Contest,’ Expects to Win
World leaders quick to respond to Putin’s stiff challenge MOSCOW — Russian president Vladimir Putin announced in Moscow today that in light of World Cup fever, his government … Read more
The More Things Change, the More They Remain the Same: 23rd Anniversary Issue
The more things change: The Humor Times 23rd Anniversary Issue is out now! Here we are, another year older, and hopefully a tiny bit wiser. We’ve just published … Read more
The Frigid Fracas: Cold War Reprise
The Cold War is back and it’s colder and warrier than ever. After an absence of 25 years, it’s downright ducky to be able to welcome back one … Read more
The Putin Two-Step
Ukrania knew Vlad Putin would be at the big dance Ukrania had been waiting for her turn to go to the big dance. It was a huge gala … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/17/14
Ripping the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/4/14
Ripping the headlines today, so you don’t have to! The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
Ukraine: Putin Sets Guinness Record for Quickest Change of Face
Vlad the Cad had just shown the world the friendly side of Russia with the Olympics. Then came Ukraine. Vladimir (the Vampire ) Putin, still glowing from the … Read more
Strange Hieroglyphics Found on Russian Meteorite
Could meteorite contain cosmic message? Chelyabinsk, Russia — Scientists have located a large chunk of the Chelyabinsk meteorite that came crashing down in Siberia on February 15 last … Read more
Vladimir Putin Wins First Gold Medal of the Olympics
The Olympics can now proceed, says Putin Russian President Vladimir Putin, well-known around the world for his affinity for winning at all costs, won the very first gold … Read more
