Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/4/14
Ripping the headlines today, so you don’t have to! The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
Russia
Ukraine: Putin Sets Guinness Record for Quickest Change of Face
Vlad the Cad had just shown the world the friendly side of Russia with the Olympics. Then came Ukraine. Vladimir (the Vampire ) Putin, still glowing from the … Read more
Strange Hieroglyphics Found on Russian Meteorite
Could meteorite contain cosmic message? Chelyabinsk, Russia — Scientists have located a large chunk of the Chelyabinsk meteorite that came crashing down in Siberia on February 15 last … Read more
Vladimir Putin Wins First Gold Medal of the Olympics
The Olympics can now proceed, says Putin Russian President Vladimir Putin, well-known around the world for his affinity for winning at all costs, won the very first gold … Read more
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: From A-Rod to Carlos Danger
A-Rod: Trying to ‘enhance’ his chances of playing again The FDA discovered e-coli in ground beef that is distributed nationwide but it won’t hurt the restaurant business. The … Read more
Belt-Fed Badminton
Russian police have a new “non-lethal weapon” for crowd control at protests. Tear gas and pepper spray sometimes are lethal and tasers kill at an alarming rate here in the states. Water cannons would kill by the hundreds in the Russian winter…i…
