Karl Marx’s Comedy Audition Found: Marx Brothers Kin Deny All!
Who knew there was almost a Karlo in the Marx Brothers Act, but with a little help from Antiques Roadshow – here’s the Karl Marx audition transcript! KARL … Read more
Russia
Entire Russian Army Deserts, Seeks Asylum at U.S.-Mexico Border
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The entire Russian army has deserted, say observers, leaving Ukraine and heading to the U.S.-mexico border. “Russian Army very bad. Russian army … Read more
NRA Members Defy Leadership, Start ‘Guns for Ukraine’
Some NRA members say they stand with Ukraine, even though their leadership doesn’t, and are launching “Guns for Ukraine.” NRA members are flying planes to Ukraine to deliver … Read more
Expert Blames Former Russian Leader for Present Day Political Dysfunction
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN historian states that if the political dysfunction in Washington seems particularly bad, we can blame Nikita Khruschchev. Many Americans think that … Read more
Trump Suggests Arming Ukrainians with ‘Dangerous Fruits’
Trump claims “dangerous fruits,” like those he railed against in a recent deposition, would “juice-up” Ukraine’s military. Criticizing President Biden’s response to the Russian invasion of Ukraine as … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/19/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that saying Kmart nears extinction, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
Easter Bunny Jailed in Russia
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) After the KGB found plastic explosives in Putin’s Easter basket, a nationwide bunny-hunt was launched and the Easter Bunny jailed, say authorities. … Read more
Ripping The Headlines Today, 3/22/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about bracket busters, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Putin Rebrands McDonald’s as McPutin’s
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Russian president promises McPutin’s will be “huge,” as experts warn the abomination may be his biggest war crime yet. In an exclusive … Read more
Crazy Like a Fox? Or Just Batsh*t Crazy?
‘Vlad the Terrible’ will go down in hiss-tory with this Top 10 in the footnotes! Clues that convince me he’s not “Crazy Like a Fox,” just Crackers! C’mon … Read more
