Easter Bunny Jailed in Russia
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) After the KGB found plastic explosives in Putin’s Easter basket, a nationwide bunny-hunt was launched and the Easter Bunny jailed, say authorities. … Read more
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Ripping The Headlines Today, 3/22/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about bracket busters, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Putin Rebrands McDonald’s as McPutin’s
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Russian president promises McPutin’s will be “huge,” as experts warn the abomination may be his biggest war crime yet. In an exclusive … Read more
Crazy Like a Fox? Or Just Batsh*t Crazy?
‘Vlad the Terrible’ will go down in hiss-tory with this Top 10 in the footnotes! Clues that convince me he’s not “Crazy Like a Fox,” just Crackers! C’mon … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews President Volodymr Zelensky and President Vladimir Putin: The Russian Invasion
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President Volodymr Zelensky and President Vladimir Putin. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
In Latest Round of Sanctions, Biden Cancels Putin’s Subscription to Humor Times
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President levels the most brutal of sanctions yet on Putin: No more political humor for you! SNN political correspondent Proppah Ghandah reports … Read more
Top Ten Classified Secrets Trump Gave Putin
Even with Trump’s ‘Perfect Phone Calls’, he must’ve shared classified secrets during Pillow Talk! Yes, we cringe to think what secrets Donald Trump gave Vladimir Putin, but since … Read more
Trump Announces He’s Running for President of Ukraine
Rudy Giuliani planned the event for the former U.S. president, who says he’ll make “the best President of Ukraine ever.” Donald Trump held a press conference yesterday in … Read more
Putin to Challenge Biden to Game of Russian Roulette — Winner Gets Ukraine
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN Breaking News: Biden could save face (assuming he wins) over Ukraine, by winning a dangerous game of Russian Roulette, sources say. Slobovian … Read more
Putin’s Top Ten Excuses for Russian Invasion of Ukraine
Here are Putin’s Top Ten excuses for the Russian invasion of Ukraine: 10. Invasion of Ukraine will make the James Bond franchise seem relevant again 9. We had … Read more
